A big-eared bank raider nicknamed Shrek is behind bars today after being warned he is ‘too ugly’ to commit crime.
Unfortunate David Holyoak, 33, has rather distinctive looks and his features make it easy for police to get his description and locate him.
As Holyoak, of Whitefield, Manchester, began a three-and-a-half year jail sentence for robbery yesterday, one officer said: ‘This man only needs to look at himself in the mirror to realise crime is not for him.
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ur men who had a naked car wash while their girlfriends filmed them are in trouble with the police.
The men, aged between 19 and 23, have been charged with exposure and public nuisance.
Police say they each paid for a wash before stripping nude and cleaning themselves in the soapy water while their girlfriends took photos. Read the rest of this entry »